Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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