Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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