Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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