You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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