smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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