How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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