i just had sex bonerless
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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