what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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