I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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