Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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