Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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