I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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