gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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