so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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