apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
false alarm. still invincible.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
Randomize