This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
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