i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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