i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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