Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Randomize
