just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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