My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Randomize
