we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
dude i'm inner monologue high
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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