i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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