hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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