Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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