No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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