There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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