idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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