suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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