ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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