I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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