You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
cat food counts as protein by the way
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Randomize
