covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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