My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
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