You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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