that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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