u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Randomize
