i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Shame is for Republicans.
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