Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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