Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
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