Porn is love you can see.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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