I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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