Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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