Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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