He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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