I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
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