dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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