I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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