my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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