for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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