I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Randomize
