that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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