That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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