And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
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