If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
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